| jackie |
2005-05-26 18:11 |
[轉寄： 男人很難取悅]
>> 『 寫的真好~~~ !!!真不知寫下這篇文章的人是男是女
>> 太精采了~~漂亮~~~`
>>
>> Men Are Hard To Pleased
>> 男人很難取悅!!
>>
>> The problems with GUYS:
>> 男人的問題是：
>>
>> If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;
>> 如果妳對他好，他說妳愛上他了．
>>
>> If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.
>> 對他不好，他說妳驕傲．
>> If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;
>> 如果妳穿得很漂亮，他說你企圖誘惑他．
>>
>> If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG.
>> 如果不，他說妳是鄉下來的
>>
>> If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;
>> 如果跟他理論，他說妳固執
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>> If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.
>> 如果妳沈默，他說妳沒大腦！
>>
>> If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;
>> 如果妳比他聰明，他沒面子
>>
>> If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.
>> 如果他比你聰明，他很棒！
>>
>> If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;
>> 如果妳不愛他，他想擁有妳
>>
>> If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u. (very true huh?)
>> 如果妳愛他，他試著離開妳．
>>
>> If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him;
>> 如果妳不跟他做愛，他說妳不愛他
>>
>> If u do!! he says u are CHEAP.
>> 如果跟他做，他說你是賤貨！
>>
>> If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROBLESOME;
>> 如果妳告訴他妳的問題，他說妳麻煩
>>
>> If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.
>> 如果不，他說妳不信任他
>>
>> If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;
>> 如果妳罵他，妳好像他奶媽
>>
>> If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.
>> 如果他罵妳，是表示他關心妳
>>
>> If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
>> 如果妳沒有守承諾，妳是不可信的人
>>
>> If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.
>> 如果他不守承諾，他是不得以的
>>
>> If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;
>> 如果妳吸煙，妳是壞女人
>>
>> If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMAN.
>> 如果他吸煙，他是紳士
>>
>> If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;
>> 如果妳考試成績好，他說是運氣
>>
>> If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.
>> 如果他考得好，他說是實力！
>>
>> If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;
>> 如果妳傷害他，表示妳很殘忍
>>
>> If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!
>> 如果他傷害妳，表示妳太敏感而且太難取悅！
>>
>> sooo hard to please!!!!!
>> If u send this to guys, they will swear that
>> it's not true.......
>> 如果你寄這封信給男生，他們會發誓以上是不正確的．．
>>
>> but if u don't they say u are selfish.....
>> 如果你不寄給他們，他們說妳自私．．
>>
>> The moral of the story is.......
>> 以上的故事告訴我們：
>>
>> SEND THIS TO GUYS OUT THERE ANYWAY...
>> 快轉寄這郵件給男生吧！
>>
>> Send it to girls also, gives them some laughter...
>> 轉寄給女生，讓她們笑一笑！ 』 |
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