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[轉寄: 男人很難取悅]

>> 『 寫的真好~~~ !!!真不知寫下這篇文章的人是男是女
>> 太精采了~~漂亮~~~`
>>
>> Men Are Hard To Pleased
>> 男人很難取悅!!
>>
>> The problems with GUYS:
>> 男人的問題是:
>>
>> If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;
>> 如果妳對他好,他說妳愛上他了.
>>
>> If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.
>> 對他不好,他說妳驕傲.
>> If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;
>> 如果妳穿得很漂亮,他說你企圖誘惑他.
>>
>> If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG.
>> 如果不,他說妳是鄉下來的
>>
>> If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;
>> 如果跟他理論,他說妳固執
>>
>> If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.
>> 如果妳沈默,他說妳沒大腦!
>>
>> If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;
>> 如果妳比他聰明,他沒面子
>>
>> If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.
>> 如果他比你聰明,他很棒!
>>
>> If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;
>> 如果妳不愛他,他想擁有妳
>>
>> If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u. (very true huh?)
>> 如果妳愛他,他試著離開妳.
>>
>> If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him;
>> 如果妳不跟他做愛,他說妳不愛他
>>
>> If u do!! he says u are CHEAP.
>> 如果跟他做,他說你是賤貨!
>>
>> If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROBLESOME;
>> 如果妳告訴他妳的問題,他說妳麻煩
>>
>> If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.
>> 如果不,他說妳不信任他
>>
>> If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;
>> 如果妳罵他,妳好像他奶媽
>>
>> If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.
>> 如果他罵妳,是表示他關心妳
>>
>> If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
>> 如果妳沒有守承諾,妳是不可信的人
>>
>> If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.
>> 如果他不守承諾,他是不得以的
>>
>> If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;
>> 如果妳吸煙,妳是壞女人
>>
>> If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMAN.
>> 如果他吸煙,他是紳士
>>
>> If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;
>> 如果妳考試成績好,他說是運氣
>>
>> If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.
>> 如果他考得好,他說是實力!
>>
>> If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;
>> 如果妳傷害他,表示妳很殘忍
>>
>> If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!
>> 如果他傷害妳,表示妳太敏感而且太難取悅!
>>
>> sooo hard to please!!!!!
>> If u send this to guys, they will swear that
>> it's not true.......
>> 如果你寄這封信給男生,他們會發誓以上是不正確的..
>>
>> but if u don't they say u are selfish.....
>> 如果你不寄給他們,他們說妳自私..
>>
>> The moral of the story is.......
>> 以上的故事告訴我們:
>>
>> SEND THIS TO GUYS OUT THERE ANYWAY...
>> 快轉寄這郵件給男生吧!
>>
>> Send it to girls also, gives them some laughter...
>> 轉寄給女生,讓她們笑一笑! 』
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1樓  發表於: 2005-05-28   
Re:[转寄: 男人很难取悦]
标题应该系:男仔很难取悦。较恰当吧。
幾時先有得爆箱?
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2樓  發表於: 2005-05-28   
哲也, 你還是男仔嗎?????呵呵~~~
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3樓  發表於: 2005-05-28   
當然不是啦....他己長大成男人了....
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